The Kitchen to the Garage Monologues

There is a hole in the wall between the kitchen and the garage. It's a bold carefree hole that says, "Hey man, you're plumbing used to be here, but now it's there". It was made today by some combination of three plumbers and two contractors. To me it's a peep hole into a world of hope. It's a world where laundry can be done in the garage, and not the kitchen. It's a magical place like Disneyland or Narnia or something. One day the hole will be a door and the garage will be a laundry room/ art studio/ spider-free zone. It will be a much needed space, especially if we have another baby, like the one we're having in August. Wait read that sentence again.

Yes that is correct, I had sex a second time, and alas a second child in the works. Soon we will have the all the pieces on the table and we can look at the puzzle and say, "Oh shit, this isn't a kitten and a daisy, this is a puzzle of two chimps riding a tricycle". We're excited and scared, but mostly we're excited. Cheers.